Tums Are The New Flintstones Chewable Vitamins
October 21st, 2006

When I was a kid I ate Flintstones Chewable Vitamins as a replacement for candy.
There was the Flintstones Chewable Vitamins Incident of ‘84, in which I had eaten an entire bottle of the glorious, sugary pills after finishing off a half container of Vienna Fingers. That came hours after having drank three Coca Colas and two Yoo Hoo chocolate drinks. There was a black out, a struggle and a mandate that followed: there will be no more Flintstones Chewable Vitamins for you from this day forward.
That’s why it’s good that Tums are the new Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.


