Today’s Prognosis on Fist Shaking
April 25th, 2007

I cut off an old man in a Pontiac the other day.
He proceeded to chase me down in his behemoth, fist out the window, shaking and shaking in circular motions, making me think of three very important things. One, for an old guy — being able to drive a car with one hand while shaking his fist out the window, he must really still have all his eye-hand coordination workin’. Two, I hoped he wasn’t sane and a member of the NRA or else I would be in deep trouble. And three?
Fist shaking really is a pasttime that should have never gone away.


