Aquariums: Stupid Wastes Of Time or Stupid Wastes of Time?

A transparent tank of water in which fish and other water creatures and plants are kept.

Just the sound of that explanation of what an aquarium is pretty much puts you to sleep, doesn’t it? A transparent tank of water? Yeah, not too sexy. In which fish and other water creatures and plants are kept? Woo hoo. Can’t you just feel the excitement bubbling up inside of you? Don’t you feel your feet starting to tap away in an eclectic rhythm of happy thoughts? Isn’t it just too much passion to handle for just one day?

Yeah. No.