Today’s Overrated Element: Air
March 19th, 2007
Call it air, call it oxygen. Call it whatever the hell you want.
I’m just a little fed up with all you pro-airites. You people who walk around on your high horse and proclaim, “Without air, we’d all die” and “Air is the lifeforce of all who live and breathe” and “Boy, it sure is airy today isn’t it?” All doing your best to continue what the government started — a worldwide obsession with an element that, in my humble opinion, is sort of a total and complete wash.
That’s right, people. Air is today’s overrated element.


