Today’s Blatant Admission About Feeling Gum
May 29th, 2006
You probably won’t like me anymore after I admit this.
But it being Memorial Day and all (a day of remembering those who fought for our country and a day of making admissions related to chewable but not digestable snack products) I figured it was time to admit to doing something that I think everyone else probably does but never admits it for fear of being looked at with suspicious eyes.
Yes, today I’d like to admit that I… feel gum.
