Words for My Enjoyment

The Auto-Eater Driver’s Test

March 27th, 2008

I have a problem with auto-eaters.

These are the people who drive with one hand (or no hands) and ingest their entire lunch in the process. They are worse than makeupper-drivers, cellphoner-drivers and lostaquarterintheseat-drivers. They are truly the most dangerous thing on the road.

That’s why, if you ask me — everyone who is an auto-eater should be given an additional written test when they go to get their license (and periodically throughout their driving career) to ensure they know what to do in a myriad of situations. That is why WFME would like to present to you the Auto-Eater Driver’s Examination Test.

Please, answer the questions only if you surely know the answers.

Posted under Automobiles, Carl's Jr., DMV, Driver's Tests, Driving, Eating, Fast Food, Rules of the Road, Taco Bell. | 7 Comments »

The Fast Food Tides Are Changing

June 13th, 2007

[At the drive-thru]

Me: “Cheeseburger meal please.”
Them: “Do you want a salad with that?”
Me: “A salad? No thanks.”
Them: “It’ll balance out the meal, no?”
Me: “No thanks. Just the cheeseburger meal.”
Them: “The salads are really good, much better than before.”
Me: “It’s too much food.”
Them: “Then, just the salad?”
Me: “Cheese. Burgers. Fries. Coke. Thanks.”
Them: “How about a water?”

Posted under Burgers, Drive-Thru, Fast Food, Posts That Remind Me of Beef, Salad. | No Comments »