Midget On My Doorstep
June 3rd, 2006
I’ve decided that I would like to hire a midget.
Now please don’t take this the wrong way you dwarfs and you short people but there’s a huge difference between midgets and dwarfs and short people. That being said, I have a particular job I’m looking to fill that involves hiding in a cardboard box and sitting on my doorstep during the daytime hours and it’s something that I believe only a midget could handle.
Applications are now being accepted!
