I Have This Urge To Get Into An Industrial Sized Clothes Dryer And Have Someone Turn It On

There’s things to do, and then there’s things to do.

But beyond the unrealistic things to do that you contemplate on a daily basis, but which you never do thanks to something called “common sense” (i.e. crashing your car into oncoming traffic, cursing your boss to his/her face, drinking liquid plumber to see what it tastes like, jumping a ravine in your car Dukes of Hazzard-style, swallowing pennies, etc), there’s one thing that keeps coming up in my head as something that could be a pretty wild experience that doesn’t seem too unrealistic to try.

That thing happens to involve crawling into an industrial-sized clothes dryer and having someone turn it on.