Words For Your Enjoyment: Trump
April 2nd, 2004
Like lemmings, pushing their way to the ocean and their untimely death…so too do we, with our weekly edition of “Words For Your Enjoyment”.
This week’s post was inspired by ideas submitted by our loyal reader Chase, who suggested some conversation about Trump and his wish to trademark the phrase, “You’re Fired”.
Instead, there’s something else I’d rather discuss.
Trump’s hair.
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I have been there, just like you, standing in line somewhere where the wind is blowing and some guy is standing in front of you with the most insane comb-over ever. I stare, trying to find the beginning and end of the hair. Does it start at the back, pushed to the front? Start at the front, combed to the back? Hair plugs? Sprayed on?
