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Having kids changes the things you obsess about.
Still, I had to come out of hiding to address a slew of unrealistic inaccuracies in Disney’s The Little Einsteins; an often-adorable show about a quadfecta of young friends and their sentient robot rocket, Rocket. On a weekly basis they launch off on a variety of missions and tie in music and art while they’re doing it.
I just wish they could pay as much attention to the other small details.
Jennifer Love Hewitt and I would like to remind everyone that August marks five years that Words For My Enjoyment has been bringing you kick-ass words, entertainment and laughter.
Do with that what you will.
Me: “You’re selling oranges!?”
Him: “Yah, oranges!”
Me: “How much?”
Him: “Five bucks a bag.”
Me: “Where’d you get the oranges from!?”
Him: “God made these oranges!”
Me: “But where’d you get them from?”