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Job Titles No One Will Ever Have As Long As I’m Not The President of Their Company

November 1st, 2009

  • Super Dooper Director
  • Mega Manager
  • Executive Dreamer
  • Lead Typist In An Office
  • Coordinator of Copy Management
  • Culinary Cooler Coordinator
  • Morale Manager
  • Director of Global Gossip
  • Group Travel Manager, Happy Hour
  • Senior Vice President, Other People’s Personal Business

Posted under Default, Job Titles, Me As President, Work. | 8 Comments »

Words About The Inaccuracies In Disney’s Little Einsteins

November 23rd, 2008

Having kids changes the things you obsess about.

Still, I had to come out of hiding to address a slew of unrealistic inaccuracies in Disney’s The Little Einsteins; an often-adorable show about a quadfecta of young friends and their sentient robot rocket, Rocket. On a weekly basis they launch off on a variety of missions and tie in music and art while they’re doing it.

I just wish they could pay as much attention to the other small details.

Posted under Default, Inaccuracies, Little Einsteins, TV. | 13 Comments »

Kick-Ass Words About Our Five Year Anniversary

July 29th, 2008

Jennifer Love Hewitt and I would like to remind everyone that August marks five years that Words For My Enjoyment has been bringing you kick-ass words, entertainment and laughter.

Do with that what you will.

Posted under Anniversaries, Default, Words. | 5 Comments »

Words About Change

June 5th, 2008

Posted under Barack Obama, Default, Music, Politics, Zoe Kravitz. | 5 Comments »

My Extremely Touching Conversation With The Guy Selling Oranges On My Neighborhood Highway Onramp

December 3rd, 2007

Him: “Oranges!”

Me: “You’re selling oranges!?”

Him: “Yah, oranges!”

Me: “How much?”

Him: “Five bucks a bag.”

Me: “Where’d you get the oranges from!?”

Him: “God made these oranges!”

Me: “But where’d you get them from?”

Him: “God.”

Posted under Default, Entrepreneur, God, Highway, Oranges, Overheard, Religion. | 10 Comments »

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