Anyone who turns a fear-based, survival instinct into a professional Olympic event needs their head examined.
Take running for example. Something whose origins come from attempting to escape a potentially harmful or scary “thing” (thing being a dinosaur, person with a sharp rock or firearm, or a natural disaster). Sure, running has been around since the dawn of time, but since when does that need to be turned into a sport?
Commence why running sucks…now.