It’s Time To Pick The Condiments You Want On Your Subway Sandwich
August 22nd, 2007
- Cheese
- Provolone
- Cheddar
- American
- Lettuce
- Tomatoes
- Black Olives
- Green Peppers
- Peppercinis
- Red Onions
- Salt & Pepper
- Oil & Vinegar
Is that for here, or to go?
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Slay Your Demons With Words
June 13th, 2005
The WFME friends over at Slay Your Demons have seen fit to run my contributing piece, “Salsa Bars: Spicy Mouth Parties or Evil Germ Receptacles” on their blog today — a blog all about ranting about your personal demons.
So check it out, get sick of the sanitary ungoodness of salsa bars, and come back and hurl your words my way.
I Can Still Eat Three Packets of Crackers In Less Than A Minute Without a Glass of Water
May 19th, 2005
It seems as though people don’t believe me when I tell them that I can still eat three packets of crackers in less than a minute without a glass of water.
The critics, of course, came out in droves to clock in on the subject. For example:
“This is not possible. Countless people have tried and failed!”
-SavageJeep
“Man you’re lying. U aint did it, u my friend are the cracker.”
-jmart
“I think that is bullshit.”
-Melissa
“There is no way in hell anyone can eat that many saltines! And if u think u did DON’T SMOKE THAT MUCH CRACK. It’s simple ur a idiot it’s imposible. So try to shove em all up ur ass!”
-moron
