Think Of It As A Vacation For Your Fingers

Do your fingers hurt as much as mine?

If they do, then WFME’s We Love Your Fingers And Want To Save Them Summer Promotion ’07 will make you giddy with excitement. That’s right, folks — effective immediately, Words For My Enjoyment will become a sans-comment zone. And while you’ll still be able to read glorious humor posts on a daily basis, you will not feel pressured, required, beholden or influenced to comment.

Because you won’t be able to.

At the end of the promotion (i.e., September 1st), comments will open back up and you’ll be like a starving guy on an island who just got handed a pack of anchovies. Or not. Either way, my decision to close them for the summer was the result of (a) it taking too much time throughout the day to moderate and approve comments… And (b) we all need a vacation now and again.

Don’t you think?

I’ll assume your silence and lack of comments mean you agree.

Words For Your Enjoyment: Misspelled Comments

You’re sick of Holiday shopping.

You don’t have to explain to me how in the month of December, Friday means more than just a carefree weekend ahead. Instead, it means running to the store all weekend and having to deal with a population of idiots all fighting for deals on presents you’re not even buying for yourself.

Thank god you get to open a present like “Words For Your Enjoyment” today.

And it’s not just any ordinary present — this week is a Very Special Edition of WFYE in that the subject matter was suggested by not one but two WFYE readers and the subjects just happened to work hand-in-hand.