I Can’t Stop Calling ‘Shotgun’
April 8th, 2006
Yes, it’s an immature problem.
And while it falls into the same category as other immature habits that formed during my college years (i.e. being trained to eat pizza as fast as I could to ensure my share, guarding my plate from scavengers and poking holes in beer cans and then popping the top for a quick painless drink), it stands high above the others as the most problematic habit in my entire life.
See, I can’t stop calling Shotgun! when approaching a car.
