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I’ve decided that I would like to hire a midget.
Now please don’t take this the wrong way you dwarfs and you short people but there’s a huge difference between midgets and dwarfs and short people. That being said, I have a particular job I’m looking to fill that involves hiding in a cardboard box and sitting on my doorstep during the daytime hours and it’s something that I believe only a midget could handle.
Applications are now being accepted!
Hello, my name is Paul and I am a compulsive box-taper.
When it started or why it did or how it all came to be is anyone’s guess. How it grabbed a hold of the soul deep inside of me and why it refuses to let go is a mystery I continue to wrestle with on a daily basis. Whether or not it will ever allow me to go free is a question only God himself can answer as I am just a mere mortal with a penchant for shiny rolls of packing tape and the sound they make when pulled long across the top of a box.
Yes, I have a problem — and I cannot escape it.
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Words for My Enjoyment is the official blog of writer Paul Davidson. He lives in Los Angeles where, well, the magic happens.
