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Why Dancing With The Stars Is Unfair If You’ve Got Two Good Legs

April 3rd, 2007

Do you watch Dancing With The Stars?

Do you consistently ask yourself while watching the aforementioned show why you’re watching the show? Do you find yourself wondering how such a flimsy piece of entertainment has become a ratings powerhouse? Do you find yourself drawing the shades so your neighbors won’t see you watching? Or do you pontificate aloud about how all the other contestants must be seriously contemplating lopping off an arm, a leg or another significant body part in an attempt to compete with the buck-toothed, ex-McCartney lover with one leg?

Well, I do.

Posted under Bionics, Celebrities, Dancing With The Stars, Fake Legs, Ian Ziering. | 10 Comments »