I’d Like To Take The Opportunity To Criticize Your Choice To Rob A Bank While Invisible
September 3rd, 2006
I wish your lack of forethought wasn’t so transparent.
See, while most people won’t spend the time going into the list of “things you should and shouldn’t be doing if you were invisible”, I will. And while most people won’t even waste their time debating the potentially-unrealistic situation of being invisible, I can. And while most people will simply accept your #1 choice of “robbing a bank” the minute invisibility affected you… I wholeheartedly refuse.
That’s because deciding to rob a bank the minute you’re invisible is the lamest decision since my next door neighbor decided to install timed-spotlights for his front lawn.
