Apparently Your Glove Compartment Is Not Yours
November 10th, 2006
Big Brother is totally taking control.
Besides all the cameras now perched secretly on our street corners and all the electronic control the overlords have (credit cards, electronic banking, Internet, etc.) I recently became aware of an even darker and more secret plan to control us without us even knowing. And would you believe that it has to do with space inside your own car?
Apparently, your glove compartment is not yours.
On a recent trip to get my car serviced, I cleaned out all the car manuals and car service advertisements and car service pamphlets and stuffed them in a garbage bag in my trunk. I replaced the glove compartment with some CDs, my iPOD and a slew of other personal effects including my Hot Wheels diecast A-Team van, signed by George Pepard. Then I locked the glove compartment because, let’s be honest, who needs access to “my glove compartment?”
