I Want To Be Asked By Underage Kids To Buy Them Alcohol

Let’s get one thing straight before you scold me.

I’m not saying I’m going to buy underage kids alcohol, okay? I’m not suggesting that I would actually take cash from children (which they have obviously stolen from their parents’ wallets) and then walk into a 7-Eleven and buy them a six pack of beer. I’m not insinuating that I would accept a traveler’s check and then use my own money to purchase a bottle of tequila for a bunch of rugrats intent on feeling all adultish.

But I just want to be asked by underage kids to buy them alcohol.