I Could Be Your Surgery Waker-Upper Trainer
March 4th, 2007

Here’s the scenario, hotshot.
You go in for a reasonably complicated but typical surgery. You’re having your appendix removed. Or having a heart-valve cleaned out. Having knee surgery or an ear-canal restructuring. You’re going in for a prostate thingie or having some work done that you’d rather not talk about (although I’d probably not talk about the prostate thing either). But no matter the surgery, they’re going to put you under. And once you’re under, you want to wake up as quickly as you possibly can when all is said and done.
That’s where I could come in, being your surgery waker-upper trainer.


