When Aliens Attack, or Land Peacefully
January 19th, 2004
The aliens are coming.
The most recent edition of POPULAR MECHANICS (Feb 2004) has a very interesting cover. It has a cover story about, basically, how the World would handle it if UFOs landed and we experienced contact with them. “What would you do?” they wonder aloud, “if UFOs landed?” And so, I give you my Top 10 List that I have dubbed…
Top 10 Things Paul Would Do If UFOs Landed on Earth
10. Shit my pants.
09. Change my underwear and promptly call my friends who now owe me $50 dollars a piece as aliens have now landed and I have won the bet we agreed upon back in High School.
