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My 3 Year Old Nephew’s Advice on a Variety of Work Issues

July 29th, 2007

On failing upward…
“Uncle Paul fell! Mahahahaha!”

On how to handle negative feelings towards co-workers…
“Spit in his tuna sandwich! Mahahahaha!”

On how to repair a lucrative business deal after making a huge mistake…”
“Do overrrrr! Mahahahaha!” [Loud screeching sound.]

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Today’s Advice To An Incarcerated Paris Hilton

June 11th, 2007

I feel for Paris Hilton. Honestly.

It’s obvious to me the girl has been made an example in a world of celebrities skirting criminal and negligent charges on a weekly basis — and this whole back and forth of her being in prison is just a three ring circus for the media’s sake. That being said, her mysterious “medical condition” (the so called catalyst for letting her out in the first place) was revealed this past weekend: she wasn’t eating because she didn’t want to have to go to the bathroom and have guards take pictures of her on the can.

Well, today…I’m here to give Paris Hilton the best advice of her short-lived prison stay.

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