The Action Figure Based on Me
August 2nd, 2006
It comes with a super-strength grip.
Primarily, this would be to combat against anyone saying my action figure had a bad handshake which would immediately ruin my chances of being a oft-desired action figure. Because can’t you just hear the kids in the action figure aisle with their parents complaining about wanting the action figure based on me and their parents saying, “Oh honey, you don’t want that one. It’s got a weak pansy slippery handshake.”
But the super-strength grip would be only one of many awesome features that the action figure based on me would contain.
