No, I Don’t Drink Coffee
February 4th, 2006

Sometimes I feel like a second class citizen.
It’s usually when we’re standing somewhere talking but we’ve both got somewhere to go and you say something like “we should totally get together” and I say “you are so right we should totally get together” and you say “yeah totally, how about we meet up for coffee” and I say “that’s great except I don’t drink coffee” and then there’s this long pause as you look at me like I just killed Bambi…
That’s about the time I feel like a second class citizen as I previously referenced [see above].


