Job Titles No One Will Ever Have As Long As I’m Not The President of Their Company

November 1st, 2009

  • Super Dooper Director
  • Mega Manager
  • Executive Dreamer
  • Lead Typist In An Office
  • Coordinator of Copy Management
  • Culinary Cooler Coordinator
  • Morale Manager
  • Director of Global Gossip
  • Group Travel Manager, Happy Hour
  • Senior Vice President, Other People’s Personal Business

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      Woooah! Pauly D is back! Rock on, bring it like MR T coming for the fool who stole his cereal!

      Comment by monkeyinabox — November 2, 2009 @ 2:05 pm

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      I try. (Not really.)

      Comment by Pauly D — November 2, 2009 @ 11:27 pm

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      No “Manager (Who is A Douchbag) Apologist” on that list?

      But… every company needs one of those too!

      Comment by Janet — November 5, 2009 @ 1:10 pm

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      Where in the heck have you been?! I guess you’re right…that is none of my business… Just glad you’re back!

      “Grumpy Bitch Slapper” A must. Really. Everyone would love you for it. Just imagine being in a meeting the next time Captain Crankypants makes one of his snide comments…you reach for the conference phone, place a call to the GBS, and moments later, the GBS appears (wearing an oversized, artificial hand, of course) to slap the offender across the face…

      Comment by Flower Girl — November 5, 2009 @ 1:57 pm

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      Is there a Gumpy Bitch Slapper in your office?

      Comment by Pauly D — November 5, 2009 @ 8:37 pm

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      Special Events Apparel Coordinator
      Pre-Holiday Trundicated Workday Facilitator

      Because every office needs someone to organize Hawiian Shirt Friday AND to push for those half days before a holiday.

      Comment by Jerry — November 6, 2009 @ 8:28 am

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      well well… would you believe I’ve kinda forgotten about blogging. I guess you haven’t! Thank goodness. I’ll have to remember to come back here. I do miss the daily laughs.

      Comment by Jacqueline — November 13, 2009 @ 1:54 pm

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      Paul, I am the Head GBS in my office. I love it and never thought I’d get such a spiritually fulfilling job. I guess I really didn’t need to go to college for this, though…I’m a natural Grumpy Bitch Slapper! I was born to slap ‘em.

      Come back soon…

      Comment by Flower Girl — November 18, 2009 @ 10:24 am

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