Job Titles No One Will Ever Have As Long As I’m Not The President of Their Company
November 1st, 2009
- Super Dooper Director
- Mega Manager
- Executive Dreamer
- Lead Typist In An Office
- Coordinator of Copy Management
- Culinary Cooler Coordinator
- Morale Manager
- Director of Global Gossip
- Group Travel Manager, Happy Hour
- Senior Vice President, Other People’s Personal Business
Woooah! Pauly D is back! Rock on, bring it like MR T coming for the fool who stole his cereal!
Comment by monkeyinabox — November 2, 2009 @ 2:05 pm
I try. (Not really.)
Comment by Pauly D — November 2, 2009 @ 11:27 pm
No “Manager (Who is A Douchbag) Apologist” on that list?
But… every company needs one of those too!
Comment by Janet — November 5, 2009 @ 1:10 pm
Where in the heck have you been?! I guess you’re right…that is none of my business… Just glad you’re back!
“Grumpy Bitch Slapper” A must. Really. Everyone would love you for it. Just imagine being in a meeting the next time Captain Crankypants makes one of his snide comments…you reach for the conference phone, place a call to the GBS, and moments later, the GBS appears (wearing an oversized, artificial hand, of course) to slap the offender across the face…
Comment by Flower Girl — November 5, 2009 @ 1:57 pm
Is there a Gumpy Bitch Slapper in your office?
Comment by Pauly D — November 5, 2009 @ 8:37 pm
Special Events Apparel Coordinator
Pre-Holiday Trundicated Workday Facilitator
Because every office needs someone to organize Hawiian Shirt Friday AND to push for those half days before a holiday.
Comment by Jerry — November 6, 2009 @ 8:28 am
well well… would you believe I’ve kinda forgotten about blogging. I guess you haven’t! Thank goodness. I’ll have to remember to come back here. I do miss the daily laughs.
Comment by Jacqueline — November 13, 2009 @ 1:54 pm
Paul, I am the Head GBS in my office. I love it and never thought I’d get such a spiritually fulfilling job. I guess I really didn’t need to go to college for this, though…I’m a natural Grumpy Bitch Slapper! I was born to slap ‘em.
Come back soon…
Comment by Flower Girl — November 18, 2009 @ 10:24 am