When Gas Station Attendant Conversations Are Almost As Confusing As ABC’s Lost

Me: “Twenty bucks on pump seven.”
Him: “Pump seven?”
Me: “Yes. Pump seven.”
Him: “Maybe you should use pump eight instead.”
Me: “Is pump seven broken?”
Him: “You can just pull your car up a little bit and it will reach.”
Me: “Is there something wrong with pump seven?”
Him: “So that’s twenty on eight?”
Me: “Unless I can use pump seven.”
Him: “You could use nine.”
Me: “Fine, I’ll use seven. Can I go pump the gas now?”
Him: “Your destiny is in your own hands…not mine.”

The only thing I didn’t see was that damn smoke monster.

2 comments on “When Gas Station Attendant Conversations Are Almost As Confusing As ABC’s Lost

  1. Pauly D - March 3, 2009 at 1:47 pm -

    Testing

  2. groovebunny - September 5, 2009 at 4:09 pm -

    Testing.

    7 is a magical #.

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