When Gas Station Attendant Conversations Are Almost As Confusing As ABC’s Lost
February 28th, 2009
Me: “Twenty bucks on pump seven.”
Him: “Pump seven?”
Me: “Yes. Pump seven.”
Him: “Maybe you should use pump eight instead.”
Me: “Is pump seven broken?”
Him: “You can just pull your car up a little bit and it will reach.”
Me: “Is there something wrong with pump seven?”
Him: “So that’s twenty on eight?”
Me: “Unless I can use pump seven.”
Him: “You could use nine.”
Me: “Fine, I’ll use seven. Can I go pump the gas now?”
Him: “Your destiny is in your own hands…not mine.”
The only thing I didn’t see was that damn smoke monster.



Testing
Comment by Pauly D — March 3, 2009 @ 1:47 pm
Testing.
7 is a magical #.
Comment by groovebunny — September 5, 2009 @ 4:09 pm