Latest Internet Rumors About Barack Obama (That May Make Me Question Voting For Him)

  • He’s seen Canonball Run more than ten times.
  • He likes asparagus.
  • Having grown up in Hawaii, he still isn’t a huge fan of macadamia nuts.
  • His wife chose the party favors at their wedding; he didn’t play a part in that decision at all.
  • He doesn’t know about the movie Tron (and yet he’s seen Canonball Run more than ten times.
  • CB Call Sign: Skeeter
  • Never thought those SoniCare Toothbrushes were worth it.
  • Found Sting’s ‘Dream of the Blue Turtles’ to be a “silly title.”
  • Uses Yahoo for Internet searches
  • Thinks more African-Americans like Kevin Clash (the voice of Elmo) should give back to the puppeteering community and help more African-Americans create fuzzy monsters for PBS.

9 comments on “Latest Internet Rumors About Barack Obama (That May Make Me Question Voting For Him)

  1. alejna - July 24, 2008 at 7:19 pm -

    Wait, he chooses Yahoo over Google? That’s a little unsettling.

  2. kapgar - July 25, 2008 at 6:13 pm -

    I’d prefer Kevin Clash give nothing back. The last thing we need are a bunch of Elmos running around.

  3. Susan - July 26, 2008 at 9:40 pm -

    He has a blog called “Obama O’ Rama.”

  4. Eric - July 27, 2008 at 4:58 am -

    He obviously hates America.

  5. Joe - July 28, 2008 at 10:19 am -

    Hillarious! …but hey, I still use Yahoo!

  6. Jacqueline - July 29, 2008 at 4:27 am -

    I saw Tron for the first time last fall. Those are some amazing special effects!!!

  7. Joe - July 31, 2008 at 9:43 am -

    I was actually in the video store the other day looking for Tron and they didn’t have it! It’s been decades since I’ve seen that movie!

  8. Jacqueline - July 31, 2008 at 12:11 pm -

    Joe, you can HAVE my copy!

  9. Dude McJohnson - August 5, 2008 at 5:41 pm -

    Don’t forget the fact that he never says anything in his speeches that isn’t theatrical.

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