Words About The Little Mermaid

As said by a Banana Republic staff member to another father in the store:

“Have you seen ‘The Little Mermaid’? Dude, whatever you do, do NOT let your daughter watch that movie. That movie encourages the young girl to defy her father, then hook up with an older man!! It’s insane, dude. Her father is like the king of the sea or something. If you’re the king of the sea and your little girl stops listening to you, I can only imagine what your daughter is gonna do in the real world after seeing that movie. I mean, you’re not the king of the sea, right?”

4 comments on “Words About The Little Mermaid

  1. Gorilla Bananas - March 29, 2008 at 11:11 am -

    You can’t control a mermaid – if you try she’ll just swim away and have sex with Tom Hanks.

  2. Susan - March 31, 2008 at 3:06 am -

    Dude should have answered: “Wrong! I am the king of the sea!” and proceeded to spear the other guy in the seashells with his trident.
    Actually, the guy is right. “Beauty and the Beast is” a much better choice, Belle is a LIBRARIAN and ignorant of her own provocative beauty.

  3. Jerry - March 31, 2008 at 7:26 am -

    My daughter learned from Little Mermaid that unattractive, fat women HATE skinny, pretty girls and will do anything to ruin their lives.

  4. Stacey - April 5, 2008 at 12:05 pm -

    I watched The Little Mermaid every day for about a year when the video came out. I didn’t learn anything.

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