Comments on: Today’s Blatant Admission #207

By: Jen&HerBoat

Jen&HerBoat — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 06:18:23 +0000

We have ‘pay’ massage chairs at the hospital in which I work and I could never figure out why no one was ever just sitting in them. I mean, even if you don’t pay, they are hands down the most comfortable chair IN a hospital.

Then one day I witness the reason.. if you sit in them and don’t put money in — after a set time, they begin to screech like banshees. Or the patients down in the Psychiatric Emergency Ward. Same diff.

By: Susan

Susan — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:41:06 +0000

How are your sleep drooling skills? If I saw you doing that, it would clinch it for me. I mean, what kind of weirdo would drool on himself for free massage time?

By: Flower Girl

Flower Girl — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 14:34:59 +0000

Oh…if I saw you doing that, I’d have to fetch a bowl of warm water in which I’d place your dangling hand…

By: Stacey

Stacey — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:12:24 +0000

Isn’t the four thousand bucks for the chair worth it just to prevent you from having to go to the mall?

By: jerry

jerry — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:44:09 +0000

A trick I learned to keep folks away while using mass transit might be helpful here as well. Don’t hold back any gas you may have. Let it fly. It would really illustrate your loss of motor skills I think.

By: turnbaby

turnbaby — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:15:03 +0000

Hmmmm–I’ve gone as far as the fake snoring. I’m quite good at that actually.