Comments on: The Karaoke Master Has Finally Been Taken Down A Notch

By: Gina

Gina — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 00:30:21 +0000

oh my god, i love this. fantastic.

By: Emmasometimes

Emmasometimes — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:46:15 +0000

I don’t think he could pull off “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred.

…and you do a rendition of Sailing? I admit it proudly…I love that song.

By: Adrian

Adrian — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 23:38:11 +0000

If you really want to mix it up a bit and be a master, do Superfreak, but sing, Can’t Touch This. They they will bow down to the Karaoke Master

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 16:32:52 +0000

Jerry - He’s a healthy old man, this one. Maybe Marilyn Manson is the way to go.

Kathleen - Anyone who can throw out a Survivor (featuring Patty Smythe) is my idol.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:13:30 +0000

Pauly,
keep shooting down the walls of heartache…bang. bang.
Cooking MC’s like a pound of bacon

Just think of your new nemisis like
Every little thing the reflex does leaves you answered with a question mark

Rock the mic like
Theres nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

And when you feel like you got nothing left
just roll along- that’s what you do
just roll along- that’s right
just roll along- that’s what you do
just roll along- that’s right

Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars

By: Jacquie

Jacquie — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:31:31 +0000

Perhaps you are no longer the Karaoke Master when it comes to vocal quality, however, I believe you can recreate your karaoke image and status by spoofing the words to commonly known and sung songs instead of the original words that come across the screen. Could a 92 year old, adult-diaper-wearing karaokier pull that off?

I doubt it?

After all, you still are the Master of Funny!

By: Fun Joel

Fun Joel — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:27:03 +0000

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, my friend.

Maybe the song you should sing for this purpose then is Jimmy Cliff’s “The Harder they Come.”

Of course, I also like Jerry’s wait it out suggestion.

By: Jerry

Jerry — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 18:02:55 +0000

It has been my experience that if you can pull off Starship, you can pull off just about anything, Paul. Maybe, just maybe, you can trip him up with something from Marilyn Manson but that is assuming you can do Manson flawlessly. Otherwise, given his age, wait him out and reclaim the title upon his death.