Letters to eBay, Letters to You

As promised, today WFME will be giving away three (3) free copies of Paul Meadors’ new book Letters to eBay.

But how, you wonder, can you win one?

Present a link in the comments section to what you consider to be the most obscure, most amusing eBay auction currently “live” on eBay (i.e., people can still bid on it at the publishing of this post) before 5pm PST and you’ll have entered yourself in for the contest. Each person is only allowed one (1) submission, and I will award the books to the Top 3 most amusing eBay auctions.

We’re talking funny, people. Show me the funny.

In the event two people submit the same auction, the person who posted their comment first will get priority. In addition, if you have put up the auction yourself, it is invalid. Finally, if you have ever watched Big Brother After Dark on Showtime, please make a note of it in the comments section, as you will be added to WFME’s list for another upcoming contest that will be announced very soon.

Good luck and G-d speed!

Update! The winners of the books are Mike Lietz, Jerry and Monkeyinabox. Congratulations!

14 comments on “Letters to eBay, Letters to You

  1. Jacquie - August 27, 2007 at 8:54 am -

    Hi, I’m here 😉

  2. Jacquie - August 27, 2007 at 9:04 am -

    hmm, how about a coupon for free purina one dog or puppy food? How many times can we enter?

  3. Jacquie - August 27, 2007 at 9:04 am -

    Oh wait, that’s not amusing?

  4. Jacquie - August 27, 2007 at 9:05 am -

    Ok, please scratch all the above please. I was in such a hurry to enter that I didn’t remember all the rules.

  5. Jacquie - August 27, 2007 at 9:42 am -

    Ok, here is my real submission. I don’t know if they are giving this away or selling it or what.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/NAIL-FUNGUS-TOENAIL-READ-BEFORE-BUYING-ANYWHERE_W0QQitemZ110162757739QQihZ001QQcategoryZ101965QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  6. Jerry - August 27, 2007 at 12:22 pm -

    I suppose if i don’t win, I can help this guy score or at least up his current bid.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/My-Virginity_W0QQitemZ230165692748QQihZ013QQcategoryZ2312QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  7. Jacquie - August 27, 2007 at 3:03 pm -

    oh my gosh, i know I have no say-so in this, but I would totally vote for mine Jerrys first and second place to monkey in a box. Hilarious!

  8. Jacquie - August 27, 2007 at 3:04 pm -

    Ooops, I meant to to only strike out the word MINE. There go my super fast typing fingers again. Too bad I can’t win for most annoying commenter today.

  9. Kathleen - August 29, 2007 at 7:57 am -

    ahhh – I wish I had cable now! no Big Brother After Dark for me

    🙁

  10. Kathleen - August 29, 2007 at 7:59 am -

    congratulations to the winners! that slug was…um, interesting.

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