Comments on: It’s Time To Pick The Condiments You Want On Your Subway Sandwich

By: Nicoletta

Nicoletta — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:07:45 +0000

One foot-long turkey on whatever the freshest bread is bakin’, extra pickles, extra black olives and extra provolone.

I may have a thing for extras …

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 19:00:18 +0000

spicy mustard please

By: dgm

dgm — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 23:17:56 +0000

what, no avocador for a dollar extra?

By: jacquie

jacquie — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 14:41:34 +0000

I’d like a spicy italian sub with no meat or veggies please!

By: Dave2

Dave2 — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 23:51:37 +0000

Here’s how my conversation at Subway would go…

THEM: “Welcome to Subway! What can I get for you today?”

ME: “SUBWAY? Hey, aren’t you the ones who has those horrifyingly awful-bad commercials with Jared the Subway Sandwich Whore?”

THEM: “Uhhh… yes..?”

ME: “UGH! The last thing I want to do is to give money to a company that hires somebody to make their company look good by comparing the healthiest items on their menu to the least-healthy items of their competitor’s menu… thus LYING to people about which place is better for you to eat at! You can keep your crappy sandwich, I’m going to go to McDonald’s!”

THEM: “What was that all about?”

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:32:48 +0000

Everytime I go to Subway, they’re out of pickles. Yeah, I know — how is that even possible?

But it’s like the time I went to the Wendy’s drive-thru and they were out of buns. BUNS!

By: Hilary

Hilary — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:28:45 +0000

Well, I like my sandwiches plain and simple, so my conversations at Subway usually go like this:

Me: Six inch turkey on wheat please.

Subway Sandwich Artist (SSA): You said six inch turkey on white?

Me: No, wheat please.

SSA: What would you like on your sandwich?

Me: Provolone, lettuce, pickles (not on your list), green pepper, black olives, and peppercinis.

SSA: Anything else?

Me: No thanks.

SSA: Oil and vinegar?

Me: No thanks.

SSA: Salt and pepper?

Me: Nope. Just plain.

SSA: Are you sure? No oil or vinegar?

Me: Nooooooooooooo. Just wrap my damn sandwich and let me be on my way!

The end.

And why do they ask if it’s for here or to go, because they wrap them all in paper anyway.