Giving Away The Letters

Usually, if I’m giving something away, it has to do with me.

That’s why next Monday I’ll be doing something quite selfless for my new friend Paul Meadors, the author of the upcoming book Letters to eBay: Hilarious Auctions, Crazy E-Mails, and Bongos for Grandma by hosting some kind of ridiculous contest to give away three (3) of his books.

The contest will officially go live Monday morning at 9am PST. First come first serve. If you or a member of your family own eBay, you may not compete. If you’re currently writing a book of letters to eBay, you may not compete. If you have ever gone out, purchased and eaten Slim Jims after seeing a commercial for them, you may still compete but I will judge you.

8 comments on “Giving Away The Letters

  1. Amy - August 22, 2007 at 6:14 pm -

    I’m there, Pauly!

  2. jacquie - August 23, 2007 at 6:39 am -

    Me too, I am so there!

  3. Michelle - August 23, 2007 at 8:59 am -

    Do we have to take our tops off? (couldn’t help myself, I noticed that it was just us ladies who seem to be positively responding to this).

  4. Pauly D - August 23, 2007 at 9:05 am -

    Michelle – I would never, ever ask any of my female readers to do anything like that. Ever. It’ll be something far more embarrassing than that.

  5. Eric - August 23, 2007 at 9:13 am -

    What’s wrong with Slim Jim’s? I’ve been known to snap into one on occassion.

  6. dgm - August 23, 2007 at 3:16 pm -

    supposin’ we did go out and eat slim jims after viewing the commercial–do we have to tell you so that you may judge us, or can we just keep it our own little secret?

    just supposin’, is all.

  7. Pauly D - August 23, 2007 at 3:21 pm -

    Eric – There’s nothing wrong with Slim Jims, per se. It’s the act of letting the commercials INFLUENCE you to go out and buy them, then snap into them. If you’ve been known to “snap into one on occasion” but it’s on your own accord….I can’t fault you for that.

    DGM – You don’t have to tell me, but your comments might smell like over-processed beef trimmings.

  8. Paul M - August 24, 2007 at 7:49 am -

    My name is Paul and I approve of this message.

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