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	<title>Comments on: There Are Certain Surgeries I&#8217;d Like To Perform With Zero Medical Training Whatsoever</title>
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		<title>By: Amy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Amy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Sep 2007 05:36:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I've been a silent reader for a long time, I believe the last time I posted was about the adult diapers and the need to pee .... Just wanted to share with you my most amazing news...

Last week I signed on the dotted line and for the next five years I will be licensed by Carousel Checks.

My checks (so far in 4 series) and address labels are all ready to order! (I don't expect you to order them, but please check them out!)

Go to http://www.carouselchecks.com/ and on the left hand sidebar you will need to click on the link that reads: Wet ink Wisdom

Am super excited!!!
Time for bed... Amy</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been a silent reader for a long time, I believe the last time I posted was about the adult diapers and the need to pee &#8230;. Just wanted to share with you my most amazing news&#8230;</p>
<p>Last week I signed on the dotted line and for the next five years I will be licensed by Carousel Checks.</p>
<p>My checks (so far in 4 series) and address labels are all ready to order! (I don&#8217;t expect you to order them, but please check them out!)</p>
<p>Go to <a href="http://www.carouselchecks.com/" rel="nofollow"></a><a href='http://www.carouselchecks.com/'>http://www.carouselchecks.com/</a> and on the left hand sidebar you will need to click on the link that reads: Wet ink Wisdom</p>
<p>Am super excited!!!<br />
Time for bed&#8230; Amy</p>
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		<title>By: Pauly D</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pauly D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:20:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kat - You can totally throw your voice, can't you?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kat - You can totally throw your voice, can&#8217;t you?</p>
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		<title>By: Kathleen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:56:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ok Pauly, you're it.  you can operate on me anytime.  :P

but can you make my sutures/stitches say something cool when you put them in?

(spoken in hospital intercom voice)

&lt;i&gt;Paging Dr. Davidson.  Dr. Davidson.  You're needed in Operating Room 4...um,  stat.&lt;/i&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ok Pauly, you&#8217;re it.  you can operate on me anytime.  <img src='http://www.pauldavidson.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>but can you make my sutures/stitches say something cool when you put them in?</p>
<p>(spoken in hospital intercom voice)</p>
<p><i>Paging Dr. Davidson.  Dr. Davidson.  You&#8217;re needed in Operating Room 4&#8230;um,  stat.</i></p>
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		<title>By: Jacquie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jacquie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 15:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>First of all, I'm even a little scared by Amy's comment so I can't even begin to imagine how you fellas must feel.

Next, you mention things you would like to try but you didn't say if you hoped for any successful outcome.  I mean, if you just mentioned casually how you performed the triple bypass, I might initially be impressed, but my next immediate question would be, "did the patient survive?" to which I have a very hard time believing the response would be "yes"

Now, suturing, I think that's something I could do. I can't promise it would be the neatest sewing job, but it would be closed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First of all, I&#8217;m even a little scared by Amy&#8217;s comment so I can&#8217;t even begin to imagine how you fellas must feel.</p>
<p>Next, you mention things you would like to try but you didn&#8217;t say if you hoped for any successful outcome.  I mean, if you just mentioned casually how you performed the triple bypass, I might initially be impressed, but my next immediate question would be, &#8220;did the patient survive?&#8221; to which I have a very hard time believing the response would be &#8220;yes&#8221;</p>
<p>Now, suturing, I think that&#8217;s something I could do. I can&#8217;t promise it would be the neatest sewing job, but it would be closed.</p>
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		<title>By: Pauly D</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pauly D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 05:46:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dgm - Exactly my point.

Amy - Ironically, this comment of yours...um...scares me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dgm - Exactly my point.</p>
<p>Amy - Ironically, this comment of yours&#8230;um&#8230;scares me.</p>
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		<title>By: Amy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Amy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 01:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I pretty sure that with the right motivation, I could castrate a man in two seconds flat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I pretty sure that with the right motivation, I could castrate a man in two seconds flat.</p>
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		<title>By: dgm</title>
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		<dc:creator>dgm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 00:08:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i can cut, and i can stitch--how hard can surgery be?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i can cut, and i can stitch&#8211;how hard can surgery be?</p>
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