What Is It With All The Thank Yous?
August 16th, 2007
[At the front counter of a diner, paying in cash.]
Cashier: “Thank you.”
Me: “No, thank YOU.”
Cashier: “Seriously, thank you.”
Me: “Just so you know, I’ll be the last person to say thank you.”
Cashier: “Okay, thank you for telling me.”
Me: “No, I’d rather thank YOU.”
[She hands over my change.]
Me: “Thank you. Seriously. No need to say anything e-”
Cashier: “Thank you.”
Me: “Ha. THANK YOU.”
[I race for the door, open it, and-]
Cashier: “Thaaaaaank you!!!”
[I exit, wait for the door to almost close, then shout through the crack-]
Me: “Thank you!”
[Minutes later, I'm unlocking my car in the parking lot... The Cashier sticks her head out the back door...]
Cashier: “Thank YOU!”
[I leave well enough alone.]



You’re welcome.
Comment by Fun Joel — August 16, 2007 @ 10:35 am
You gave up that easy? Get her name off the receipt and send her a thank you card!
Comment by Jacquie — August 16, 2007 @ 12:08 pm
And thank YOU for this entry!
Comment by Dave2 — August 16, 2007 @ 4:34 pm
Joel - Thank you.
Jacquie - Thanks, good idea.
Dave2 - No, THANK YOU.
Comment by Pauly D — August 16, 2007 @ 6:44 pm
GAH!!!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Comment by Dave2 — August 16, 2007 @ 8:16 pm
Namaste. Saluti. Aafwen. Merci. Kheli khub. Grazie. Sia-hamba-koo-kin-nen-nee-quen cose.
Comment by Nicoletta — August 17, 2007 @ 3:55 pm
Well, you can also thank all the readers above who thanked you for writing such a thankful ‘thank you’ post and be thanked in return.
Comment by Balendu Sharma Dadhich — August 19, 2007 @ 7:51 pm