Comments on: I Feel Bad For Masseuse Daters

By: ProcheinAmy

ProcheinAmy — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:06:39 +0000

And that chick so needs to get her roots done in that picture!

By: ProcheinAmy

ProcheinAmy — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:05:44 +0000

What if you had multiple personalities and dated a Psycologist? Totally screwed. You would be thinking that you don’t need to see anyone since you are dating a doc. But your date would be like “Jeez! I just can’t get away. I’ll just pretend I am helping Amy. I mean JoAnn. No, is it Mary? ARG!”

By: scarlet hip

scarlet hip — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:52:55 +0000

I went out with one. They prefer to be called “massage therapists.” Also, I’d like to note that I am a former chef.

We did for each other, if you get my drift.

By: dgm

dgm — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 04:36:55 +0000

i can’t imagine dating a masseuse; the very idea just rubs me the wrong way.

By: Jacquie

Jacquie — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 18:56:31 +0000

besides, i think masseuses have a lot more physical contact with complete strangers, you know, a lot more touchy, rubby business, than a stripper does, at least “on the job”. I can’t vouch for what they do in their own time.

By: Andrea H.

Andrea H. — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 03:42:59 +0000

But, what if your husband says, “Honey, the cat vomited again,” or “Hey sexy wife, guess what, the “kids” need their nails clipped.” How does a veterinarian leave her work at work? It’s a 24-7 thing, I tell you.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 00:57:01 +0000

Amy - You prove my point quite well by bringing those two professions up. Chefs? Well, you don’t have to ask them to cook you dinner because we all have to eat. Eventually they’ll just have to make dinner anyway. (Masseuses don’t NEED to come home and give you a back rub.) And porn actors? If you ask them to perform at home, they can at least give you a video tape of their work that you can watch. (Masseuses cannot…at least I doubt they videotape their massages.)

By: Amy

Amy — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 00:40:49 +0000

What about a chef? If you married one, would it be bad to ask him/her to cook you dinner?

What about porn actors?

Where do we draw the line, Pauly? Heh.