Comments on: Today Is The Day I Capitalize On The Success of Hairspray With Other Ideas for Movie Musicals Based on Grooming Products

By: ingenue

ingenue — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 23:37:41 +0000

I was on board until you got to Licenex!. Ew.

By: Pierce

Pierce — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 16:25:41 +0000

Frankly I find a visit to the hairdressers probably the most terrifying thing I do on a bi-annual basis. Is there a market for horror musicals these days?

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 16:13:19 +0000

Jerry - You’re a regular Stephen Sondheim.

By: Jerry

Jerry — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 14:20:47 +0000

finally we can post again. It is as if Moses Paul has led us out of the cyber-wilderness!

DANDRIFT — Flaky, introverted misfit Dan wanders somewhat aimlessly through post-High School adulthood being a burden to his clueless parents and nothing but a noticable but harmless nuisance to friends who wish to ditch his outdated presence whenever possible. Through a series of whimsical conincidences he ends up the toast of the town, and in an arranged marriage to America’s hottest new starlett. Think “Muriel’s Wedding” only set to the entire Wham! catalog.

By: jacquie

jacquie — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:11:18 +0000

Hey everyone… lookie look! We can comment again… So what are you waiting for???

Paul, as usual, this was hilarious. Is there no end to your wit?