Comments on: I Want A Friend Who Wears An Eyepatch (But Isn’t A Pirate)

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Sat, 26 May 2007 16:18:06 +0000

Merel - Please provide me your grandad’s e-mail address. He definitely seems like he could potentially be a friend of mine (cause of the eypatch, but not any pirate related stuff.)

Laurel - You are dangerous.

By: Laurel

Laurel — Fri, 25 May 2007 16:21:41 +0000

I wore an eyepatch just like that for six weeks after having eye surgery. Having your eye open under the patch, but only being able to see the inside of the patch while your other eye sees normally, freaks out your depth perception. I walked into more than one wall/doorjam during that time. Even more dangerous after drinking…
It was good for messin’ with people though. I almost made a guy pass out after he approached me at a club and gave me shit about wearing all black and was my eyepatch some sort of accessory that I thought made me look cool, did I think I was a badass by wearing an eyepatch, etc. He got a concerned look on his face when I asked “what if I don’t have an eye under this?” and then followed quickly with flipping the eyepatch up to reveal my hideous no-eyelashes, bright red bloodshot swollen eye. Good times…

By: Merel

Merel — Thu, 24 May 2007 22:33:17 +0000

My grandad used to wear an eyepatch, do you wanna be his friend?

By: Wordmaven

Wordmaven — Thu, 24 May 2007 18:38:59 +0000

Maaaayyybe your mysterious cryptologist friend disappeared “off the grid” but in actuality keeps tabs on you via WFME and even communicates with you via the comments section. Did that ever occur to you, Paul?

By: Stephanie P.

Stephanie P. — Thu, 24 May 2007 17:56:01 +0000

No codpiece, no service.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Thu, 24 May 2007 16:33:01 +0000

Jerry - No codpiece, no parrot and no feathers.

By: Jerry

Jerry — Thu, 24 May 2007 16:24:39 +0000

What if he wore a codpiece, too? Does that cross the line for you?