Comments on: WFME’s You Decide: Receding Hairline Midget or Left-Leg Missing Cruise Shuffleboard Coach

By: Eric

Eric — Thu, 24 May 2007 15:44:30 +0000

I’m going to base my decision on the skills I already possess, or lack that matter. I’m am not very good at shuffleboard, but I seem to be excellent at receding hairlines, therefore I will choose balding midget.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Wed, 23 May 2007 23:56:57 +0000

FG – You’ll never just “wake up” as a balding midget. It would take years of shrinking and using destructive hair products.

Jerry – Yeah, but I didn’t say “a balding midget actor.” I hope if you become a balding midget you have some thespian in you.

By: Jerry

Jerry — Wed, 23 May 2007 21:06:55 +0000

I have to think there is more opportunity out there for a balding midget. That mini-me guy seems to have created a fine niche for himself and I am sure he does much better financially than the one-legged cruiseship instructer. And he actually opted to be bald.

I think everyone would love to have their own personal mini-me to hang with and I think as a balding midget I could rent myself out as “your mini-me for the day” and probably make much more then being the one-legged instructor. A tougher question, which one would you date?

By: Flower Girl

Flower Girl — Wed, 23 May 2007 18:16:05 +0000

I’m always afraid to answer these questions because what if I wake up the way I answer?

I don’t want to wake up as a balding midget, nor do I want to find myself missing a leg, coaching shuffleboards.

But if I had to pick, I think I’d pick being a shuffleboard coach. Then I’d challenge Heather Mills to a dancing contest. And the world would love me. The End.