Other Words That Can Be Made Out Of The Letters That Form ‘Mother’
May 13th, 2007
First of all, Happy Mother’s Day to all those mothers out there who work their ass off raising their kids, or pay an illegal alien to take care of them instead.
Secondly — here’s some words that also can be made out of the letters that form the word “Mother.”
- MOTH: Annoying, fluttery creatures who like light.
- THE: A non-word, that without others to define it, is sort of a non-word.
- OTHER: Redirecting attention off you, and onto the others.
- HER: Referring to a woman.
- METH: A drug often used to forget about ones’ stressful life.
- ROTE: Repetitious. Doing something over and over again, each and every day.
- REMO: As in Remo Williams: The Adventure Continues, an 80’s movie about someone whose life had no meaning until a larger force (i.e. the government) gave him a new job and meaning to his life.
- THERMO: Slang for “hot under the collar” — one who gets worked up and stressed often.
- HOME: Where “mothers” work.
- MORE: What people who don’t have “real careers” often wish for.
- ROT: When something stagnates, sits still in one place for too long.
ingenious!
Comment by Roses — May 13, 2007 @ 10:30 am
REM: Rapid eye movement sleep is the normal stage of sleep characterized by rapid movements of the eyes = Something which “all those mothers out there who work their ass off raising their kids” don’t get enough of.
Comment by Nicoletta — May 13, 2007 @ 1:17 pm
Don’t forget about hot, hoe, tore, and term. All of those words can be used while in labor. For instance, she’s hot and sweaty during labor and she’s full-term, so she understandably wants that baby out. Her “lady area” tore from all the pushing and at that moment she wants to hit you in the head with a hoe for getting her into that mess.
I certainly hope you did something special for your wife’s first Mother’s Day. Heh…
Comment by Amy — May 13, 2007 @ 5:43 pm
Finally, some Mother’s Day sentiments I can stomach.
And what about THEM: the ones we blame or resent when things go awry.
Comment by alejna — May 14, 2007 @ 8:30 am