What People Are Saying About Spiderman 3
May 3rd, 2007
Guy #1: “I’ll see Spiderman 3.”
Guy #2: “But I thought you vowed not to see it.”
Guy #1: “I changed my mind.”
Guy #2: “Why?”
Guy #1: “This one’s got a black Spiderman.”
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Girl #1: “Tobey Maguire looks like an elf.”
Girl #2: “And Kirsten Dunst — please girl, fix those teeth already.”
Girl #1: “And that guy from Sideways is the villain?”
Girl #2: “Ugh.”
Girl #1: “We’re going Friday.”
Girl #2: “Yeah, us too!”
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Guy #1: “They say Spiderman 3 is going to make a bucket of money this weekend.”
Guy #2: “Oh yeah?”
Guy #1: “Yeah. And that 4 out of 5 moviegoers have expressed interest in seeing that movie.”
Guy #2: “Well, what else is opening in theaters?”
Guy #1: “Um, that Drew Barrymore movie where she meets some guy at a casino.”
Guy #2: “And it’s still only 4 out of 5?”
If Spiderman 3 took place in that casino where Drew Barrymore meets some guy and that guy reprises his Hulk role then maybe, just maybe, it will be 5 out of 5.
Comment by Jerry — May 3, 2007 @ 7:53 am
I’ll admit it…the black suit got me too.
Comment by Hilly — May 3, 2007 @ 11:25 am
Conversation heard at my house:
Man: Hey, Spiderman 3 is coming out.
Woman: Yeah
Man: Hm. Guess we should see Spiderman #2 first before Spiderman 3, huh?
Woman: Yeah
Comment by Wordmaven — May 3, 2007 @ 6:36 pm
Why doesn’t Kirsten Dunst fix those teeth?!! I thought I must have missed something. It’s nice to know other people are questioning that as well.
Comment by Stephanie P. — May 3, 2007 @ 6:50 pm
I’m sorry guys, but what’s wrong with Kirsten Dunst’s teeth exactly? I didn’t notice a thing. They’re not perfect, but I don’t see any problem. People with perfectly straight teeth always make me wonder if they’re wearing dentures or not, anyway.
Comment by Thomas — May 5, 2007 @ 4:58 pm
The movie never matches the comics. In Japan we have the Japanese manga version of Spiderman where our Peter Parker (Komori Yu) is a much darker and more repressed character. The movie opened in Tokyo first but I would have liked to have seen a movie based on the Japanese manga version
http://japansugoi.com/wordpress/cool-japanese-mang...
Comment by Ryo — May 6, 2007 @ 6:22 am
Maybe Kirsten Dunst has a dental phobia. It’s not all that uncommon.
Comment by Cathy — May 18, 2007 @ 11:56 am