I’m Afraid These Symptoms Don’t Seem To Add Up To Anything

April 25th, 2007

  • Pounding headache
  • Hearing a high-pitched tone
  • Problem urinating
  • Jaw makes cracking sound when chewing
  • Teeth feel rough, like sandpaper
  • Hungry, even after eating a full meal
  • Hands feel like they’re on fire
  • Goosebumps

Collectively, WebMD can’t come up with any disease associated with these symptoms.

Which just goes to show you, WebMD sort of sucks.

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      Prognosis on Person with the above symptoms: HYPOCHRONDRIA with a chaser of “too much time on one’s handitis” and possible “self-involvia extremia”

      Comment by Wordmaven — April 25, 2007 @ 5:33 pm

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      Sounds like the worst hangover ever …

      Comment by The Single Girl — April 26, 2007 @ 5:56 am

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      Wordmaven - I asked my doctor and he said it wasn’t hypochondria.

      The Single Girl - THAT, may actually be it. After drinking tons (headache) at a loud concert (hearing the high pitched tone), I did try to shove a bottle in my mouth (the jaw thing), didn’t eat and so on. That would make for a great hangover story.

      Comment by Pauly D — April 26, 2007 @ 6:57 am

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      that’s because you are suffering from eight separate afflictions, not just one. it’s worse than you thought.

      Comment by dgm — April 26, 2007 @ 12:37 pm

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      “fear is the mindkiller, i will face my fear. i will let it pass through me.”

      also

      “hindsight is 20/20. i shouldn’t have drank that many. hindsight is 20/20…stop.”

      Comment by Groonk — April 26, 2007 @ 2:26 pm

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