Comments on: Homeland Security Has Finally Ruined My Movie Going Experience

By: jacquie

jacquie — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:17:20 +0000

Again, happy to live in Cleveland. We are several years behind you fancy Los Angelesers so I feel confident that we still have a good 5 years or so before we have to deal with this kind of stuff.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 04:36:52 +0000

RM - Next time I spill popcorn, I know who to call!

By: Rantingmama

Rantingmama — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 00:26:57 +0000

So sorry for the experience Pauly. I think I would have dropped to the ground and started picking up the popcorn, screaming, “MY BUTTER MY BUTTER!” I would have some of the non-tainted popcorn in my other hand and start licking each piece. I’m thinking that this would either get me kicked out or better yet, the wand weilding guy would find me pathetic and buy me some more.
I would actually have started licking up the spilled popcorn…but that wand had been in some places that I’d rather not go…..yeah, thanks for taking me there Pauly. I really didn’t need to think about this today…..

By: MIchelle

MIchelle — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:43:16 +0000

I think the important question is how was the movie? I mean, other than lacking the very important butter top of popcorn.

By: monkeyinabox

monkeyinabox — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 18:09:41 +0000

Dry popcorn is like eating sand. Dry, nasty, stick to your mouth sand. The kind you can’t get out. Dry popcorn. Blech!

Of course, say while the bucket of popcorn was being passed to you, a quick flying small bird flew over the top. Maybe the bird had bird flu (despite his ability to fly in stealth mode). Maybe he drooled over the buttery smell. The wand wacking thus saved you from bird flu! bird flu Pauly D! So, smile with your pearly whites and be glad THE MAN saved your hide once again.

A little dry popcorn is better than bird flu.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 17:32:15 +0000

Hilly - I’m putting you in touch with the theater management.

Hilary - Don’t get me started on bathroom stall doors. If it was up to me, each stall would be like a little room without any spaces for people to look through or intimidate you while you were doing your business. They’d also have magazine racks in each stall, an Internet Wi-Fi tablet and pillows.

By: Hilary

Hilary — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 17:28:18 +0000

You were in my ‘hood and didn’t say hello? Anyway, the Arclight rocks. And I would bet that if you asked for more popcorn (or more butter), they would have given it to you.

My one Arclight issue has to do with the purse hooks on the bathroom stall doors. Why the hell are they waaaay up at the top of the door? Please investigate and get back to me.

By: Hilly

Hilly — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 17:00:43 +0000

Exactly! The more buttah the bettah! I definitely think they should have replaced your popcorn, no questions asked.

I have to drive up and go to that theater….it sounds fabulous!