Comments on: WFME’s Guide to Shoplifting Cadbury Creme Eggs

By: Amy

Amy — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:52:54 +0000

I’m still laughing from the diapers in society post you wrote. Too lazy to find the post and re-comment. Guess like the 51 year old who is too lazy to get his lazy ass out of bed to shit in the toilet. But I did think of you and all the crazies the other day at work. Boy could I have used an adult diaper with plastic pants. I had to go SOOOO BAD. And I just made it to the toilet. All of you came to mind. But after wiping and flushing and then washing my hands, I felt so much better knowing I am adult enough to not depend of “depends” or to purposely wear rubber pants. And sitting back down in my hamster cage, on my very uncomfortabloe chair… I realized how nice it was to be wearing plain ole underpants and having no feces on my ass. Poop For Peace on April 13th. Spread the word!

By: jacquie

jacquie — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:02:09 +0000

Is Easter really about the ressurection though? Really? I still don’t see the connection.

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 23:38:13 +0000

Monkey - I was just at the drug store and they’re selling Cadbury Orange Creme Eggs for 50% off. Which seems STILL too expensive for my tastes.

By: The Single Girl

The Single Girl — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 18:39:19 +0000

I can’t wait to teach my nephew this. It is the best easter gift I can give. Thanks Paul

By: monkeyinabox

monkeyinabox — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 17:11:48 +0000

I just waited until the day after Easter and bought the extras real cheap. I OD’d and passed out. Damn those Creme Eggs! I was trying to forget about the horrible memory until every damn blog was posting “Creme Egg this” or “Creme Egg that” or “My mom is no Creme Egg” or “Creme Eggs don’t scramble worth a damn”.

At least I wrote a blog entry to heal my pain. Damn you Pauly D! Damn you!

By: Amy

Amy — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:22:58 +0000

Happy Easter to you, too, Pauly.

I used to steal Skor bars.

Now I just steal sleep when I can.

By: dgm

dgm — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 20:48:30 +0000

next i suppose you’re going to tell us how to build a bomb or pull off a successful kidnapping. happy easter!

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 20:02:54 +0000

Dave2 - Unfortunately, if you get arrested, I don’t know you.

By: Dave2

Dave2 — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 18:29:55 +0000

Will you be there to bail me out of jail in the event that your helpful guide to shoplifting Cadbury Creme Eggs is not successful?