Fortune Cookie Messages Inspired By 80’s Film Director John Hughes
March 25th, 2007
There is a true and sincere friendship between you and your friends, as long as your friends are exactly like you and you’re not like a geek trying to become friends with the school jock.
A thrilling time involving being home alone is in your immediate future.
Plan for many pleasures ahead on planes, trains and automobiles.
Your everlasting patience will be rewarded sooner or later with Jake Ryan.
Something you lost, like your underwear, will soon turn up.
When you feel as though all hope is lost, simply look to Spandau Ballet.
You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music, so maybe it’s time to pay attention to your female friend the drummer, who has had a crush on you for um, like forever.
Pray for what you want, but use your high-tech computer for the things you need. Like a dream woman who will do whatever you want, whenever you want. Even gymnastics.
Remember, if Andrew gets up we’ll all get up and it’ll be anarchy.
Good things are being said about you, as long as your name is Ferris Bueller.
“You mess with the bull, you are going to get the horns.”
and
“If you think you left the garage door unlocked, you better count your children.”
Comment by Jerry — March 26, 2007 @ 5:32 am
By the lack of the usual number of comments, apparently you are the only one who watched these movies and was obsessed by the 80’s.
Comment by Wordmaven — March 26, 2007 @ 11:35 am
Someone much older will notice your breasts, remarking about the change in size since they last saw you.
Comment by Kathleen — March 26, 2007 @ 4:48 pm