Comments on: If I Was A Funny Wonder Twin

By: Torgo

Torgo — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:06:23 +0000

I still have a visible scar from a Philly cheesesteak hot pocket that spurted “Satan’s man-seed” on my chin on Super Bowl Sunday. Hellfire Pockets is a better name for these little bastards!

By: Jerry

Jerry — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 14:00:07 +0000

Separated at birth I think. Wonder Triplets, Zan, Jana and PAULIE (pretty sure the separation was wholly intentional on the part of the Justice League — elitist bastards! They never had a sense of humor unless they were all laughing at those less fortunate who attempted to get ahead by cutting corners here and there. They did that self-righeous group laugh at the end of every episode, too.)

By: Wordmaven

Wordmaven — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 00:28:19 +0000

Soo… not that you asked me or anything…but IF I was your straight man Wonder Twin -
I would say:
“Form of a Tiger!”
And you would say:
Shape of: ” “Isn’t it Ironic” by Alanis Morisette.”
Which would be sooo funny because even though you would have built up a reputation for irony, that song is not ironic!

By: CJ

CJ — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 20:13:49 +0000

It can easily be said that the fiery magma that comes sprouting from the aforementioned hot pocket, scalding anything it comes in contact with, is probably one of the worst things in the world.

By: Dmitriy

Dmitriy — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 18:26:16 +0000

YES

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 18:04:09 +0000

IF, Dave. If.

By: Dave2

Dave2 — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 17:41:39 +0000

Do you have a twin? Because powers alone does not a Wonder Twin make!