My Spanish Name Is Definitely Not Pablocito

Hola, me llamo es Pablo.

For those who don’t know Spanish, the above phrase translates pretty loosely to mean, “Hello, My Name is Paul.” It was the first phrase I ever learned in Spanish class, the only phrase I can access in a Spanish speaking environment without having to put much thought into it, and above all — it solidifies one very important thing about myself. My name is Paul. That’s 100% for sure. Which is why my blood really begins to boil…

…when someone calls me Pablocito.

Pablo means Paul. Pablocito means “little” Paul. Now I don’t know about you, and I don’t know how many years of Spanish you happen to have taken at that junior college of yours — but calling someone “little Paul” is very different from calling someone “Paul.” Little Pauls are the guys who do the crappy Mob jobs, burying bodies and collecting money. Little Pauls are the guys who own stereo shops and who advertise on cable between old episodes of The Real World. Little Pauls are plumbers, circus entertainers, lock pickers, indecisive lumber salesmen, golfball collectors, gutter cleaners, parking lot attendants, car wash managers and liquor store clerks.

Me llamo es Pablo. No es Pablocito.

But beyond the fact that I’m nothing like the “Little Pauls” of the world, it’s honestly a little insulting to be called “Little Paul” simply because no man wants to be referred to as “little” in any shape or form. People look down on little people, short people, people with small hands, people with shrunken heads, people with little personalities, little feet and a slew of other little body parts. If you’ve got someone referring to any part of your body as “little” (male or female), you’re most likely being given a subtle put down.

And nobody puts down Pauly D.

If I was stuck at the border, trying to get back into this country at the Tijuana border, and the border police said to me that I could only come back into this country if I could forever be known as Pablocito…do you know what I’d do? I’d stay in Tijuana, build up my gum business, and never leave. I’d live in a dirty little town populated mostly by college students away from home for the first time in 18 years instead of come back into the United States and be called Pablocito for the rest of my days. Sure, I’d stare at the city lights of San Diego on many a night and lament about the fact that the opportunities in the United States were so much better than those in Tijuana — even with a college education and a pickup truck filled with sub-par gum…

But if it meant not being called Pablocito? I’d be fine with it.

A veces cuando es atrasado en la noche yo despierte el griterío de un sueño. La mayoría del tiempo, esos sueños implica a grupo de amigos que gritan en mí que mi nombre es Pablocito y mejoraría venido a los términos con eso. Pero no . Apenas porque mis amigos ideales y mi subconsciente es diciéndome que que sea mi nombre Pablocito no hay razón de validar eso sobre mis horas el despertar. Deseo ser Paul. Deseo ser Pablo. Deseo el “cito” fuera de mi vida por siempre.

You can call me Pablo-grande. You can call me Pablo-malo. You can call me Pablo D. But when you start crossing the line and affecting my main root name by an adjective-like conjugator such as “cito” — you degrade yourself, you degrade me, and you pretty much isolate yourself as a cito-abuser. Someone who goes around adding “cito” to the end of any name or word they can think of, just so they can prove that they know something that other people don’t. When in reality — using the “cito” just makes you even more sad than you were before.

So if you’ve just learned Spanish and you’re looking for a name to call me, stick with Pablo. If you’re simply looking for a way to put me down, tell me my head is huge. If you’d just like to become friends and you’re one of those people who thinks that the “playground hitting scenario” from pre-school (in which by hitting someone of the opposite sex you’re denoting that you like them) is the only way to get my attention…try flowers instead.

But don’t forget one very important thing.

My Spanish name is definitely not Pablocito. And you’d be smart to remember that.

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14 comments on “My Spanish Name Is Definitely Not Pablocito

  1. sandra - February 22, 2007 at 11:50 am -

    It makes me mad when people call me Pablocito too…yet it seems to happen OVER AND OVER. Infuriating.

  2. dgm - February 22, 2007 at 1:02 pm -

    but pablogrande, little richard had a big head and he made millions.

  3. Jacquie - February 22, 2007 at 1:38 pm -

    My name in la clase de espanol was Juaqualina but it sounded just like ” hhhHHWOCKALOOGY” especially when you do the “hhhwah” sound that makes you sound like you are clearing your nasal cavaties.

    Pablocito doesn’t sound so bad now, does it?

  4. josue - February 22, 2007 at 2:16 pm -

    Here are some words for your enjoyment Paul, from a guy who speaks spanish better than Fidel Castro.

    Pablocito doesn’t mean Little Paul. It doesn’t mean anything, it’s just a term of endearment, like Pauly.

    And you don’t want to say “Hola, me llamo es Pablo”, as it makes no sense, you want to say “Hola, me llamo Pablo”.

  5. Pauly D - February 22, 2007 at 2:19 pm -

    Josue – Since everything you just said negates this entire post, I’m going to continue to live in a world where I refuse to be called Pablocito. You can’t blame a guy, can you?

  6. Karl - February 22, 2007 at 4:30 pm -

    I understand it’s Paul Davidson day so, er, happy YOU day, Pablo-grande.

  7. ms. sizzle - February 22, 2007 at 5:24 pm -

    how did you get your own day!? i need to know your secret. come on, we’re pals pablocito…er, i mean PAUL you papichulo you. 😉

  8. Jacquie - February 23, 2007 at 7:48 am -

    I’m trying to spread the word on my blog even though PD day was 2 days ago. Did you get my Myspace bulletin? Nobody listens to me, except Karl. Thanks Karl.

  9. josue - February 25, 2007 at 10:12 pm -

    Paul, I just wanted you to know 🙂

    btw pablito is a much more common term than pablocito.

  10. Alicia - February 28, 2007 at 5:19 pm -

    Yo creo que no necesitas dos verbos en su oración, por ejemplo no dices ‘me llamo es paul’, dices ‘me llamo paul’ porque no necesitas ‘llamar’ y entonces ‘ser’. Y tambien, ‘pablocito/pablito’ es un nombre cariñoso, no?

  11. Bill - March 29, 2007 at 2:08 pm -

    Paul, It appears that your various Spanish instructors neglected to tell you something …. lets call it the ITO factor. It is used as a term of endearment. Like myself, my given name is William, but I answer to Billy, Bill, or Liam. All shorter versions or endearing references to the formal William In Spanish my given name is GUILLERMO or as my friends call me Memo …or because I’m quite hairy OSITO. Unless you have size issues, you should be honored when someone refers to you as Pablocito. Needless to say I enjoy your blog and will be reading it from time to time.

  12. Raquelita - April 8, 2007 at 7:12 pm -

    “ito” (or “ita” if you are a girl) is a endearment in spanish.

    My friends, boyfriend, family, boyfriend’s parents, and pretty much everyone calls me Raquelita not Raquel. My birth certificate says “Raquel” not “Raquelita”.

    No reason to be upset over it.

  13. Jacquie - September 28, 2007 at 5:24 am -

    Your posts are humorous in their own rite, but then when you read some of the comments, and it appears that people are actually taking you seriously, that just doubles the hilarity.

  14. Laura Paola - July 20, 2008 at 11:26 pm -

    haha its funny how you put up “me llamo es Paul” and then said ‘for those of you that speak spanish.’

    Well if you really are upset by pablocito [which I’m sure this post was just a sarcastic come-back to being called that name] it should be because its not little paul. Its not even a name or nickname at all. I think you mean to say “Pablito” which is how you shorten a name. I too hate being called Laurita…since I’ve outgrown that.

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