Comments on: The American Idol Rejection Construction Kit (Psyche! Edition)

By: Davidlins

Davidlins — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:43:55 +0000

If I knew that there were 56 contestants remaining, 16 were going to be sent home and I was in a room with 19 other contestants I don’t think I would need to wait for Randy, Paula or Simon to say anything.

By: Nik

Nik — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:38:07 +0000

Right?

I’m linking this from my blog, that’s how not not great I think it is.

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Short Ends: McDreamy Finds A Soulmate at — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:35:56 +0000

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By: Short Ends: McDreamy Finds A Soulmate - Defamer

Short Ends: McDreamy Finds A Soulmate - Defamer — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:28:16 +0000

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By: Jerry

Jerry — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 00:22:28 +0000

Does it have to be A and B and then C? Can’t I just [Moonwalk, then do a Michael Jackson â€œhooâ€] ? Or can I just say “Iâ€™m afraidâ€¦” and stare wide-eyed and nervous like without uttering another thing?

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 22:52:50 +0000

Kiki – That’s so true about Paula Abdul. She’s a robot, I’ve heard. A real, bona fide, real wire & circuit robot.

WM – I’m not NOT not NOT not NOT sure what you mean.

Alison – Drinking game in the works, Ali.

By: Alison

Alison — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 21:03:12 +0000

I definitely think you haven’t left anything uncovered…and yeah, can we make this a drinking game?

By: Wordmaven

Wordmaven — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 20:02:49 +0000

I do not not not not love the quadruple negative positive message! Gotta keep those contestants on their toes – “What? wait..did Randy say three not’s or four aaarrrg!!”

By: kiki

kiki — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:25:38 +0000

These are useful.

Perhaps (and um, yes, I’m a grown-up) you would consider making this into a drinking game?

Also — do you think it’s written into Paula’s contract that she’s no longer allowed to provide her own feedback? Because she has done nothing but repeat Simon’s (or Randy’s) assertions all season, even when she clearly has no idea what those assertions are going to be.

It’s kind of creepy.

Simon: Congratulations, you’ve–

Paula: Yes! Congratulations! You’ve…

Simon: –just convinced us–

Paula: –convinced! Convinced us…

Simon: –you’ve got no talent.

Paula: …uh…talent…no have…

But I suppose it’s better than listening to her try and explain herself.