I Am Writing This Post From Inside A Locked Chest Inside The Basement of Some Guy I Just Met At My Local Best Buy

Him: “Looking for a wireless router?”
Me: “Yeah. I am. Trying to extend my WiFi network at home.”
Him: “I’ve got a network at home that covers an entire square mile. I even get a signal in my basement.”
Me: “Oh wow. That’s gotta be awesome.”
Him: “Yeah, with transfer rates at up to 10,000 megabits per second.”
Me: “How fast is that?”
Him: “A minute video clip in five seconds.”
Me: “Woooooow.”
Him: “My property’s just up the street a bit. You could come try it out if you want.”
Me: “It wouldn’t be an imposition?”
Him: “Nah. Not at all. C’mon!”
Me: “Sweet!”

5 comments on “I Am Writing This Post From Inside A Locked Chest Inside The Basement of Some Guy I Just Met At My Local Best Buy

  1. monkeyinabox - February 7, 2007 at 4:01 pm -

    Didn’t you ever watch Pulp Fiction? Bring out the WIFI GIMP!

  2. wordmaven - February 7, 2007 at 4:54 pm -

    That’s nice he allowed you internet access from inside the locked chest. You are in the chest of your own free will right?

  3. Dawn - February 8, 2007 at 4:28 am -

    Him: muah ha ha ha!

  4. Jacquie - February 8, 2007 at 5:11 am -

    I was wondering where you were yesterday. I’m glad you were still able to post.

    If you tell me that you are locked in a Titanium chest and still able to post, color me way impressed.

    Who cares if you are locked in there of your own free will or not! What else do you need if you have your laptop 🙂

  5. Eve - February 8, 2007 at 10:26 am -

    Wow, that really is great Internet access, though probably not the best usage of it while locked in a chest of some guy’s basement.

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